Downtown Bolinas

Well, I went to downtown Bolinas
and I found in downtown Bolinas
that the crowd in downtown Bolinas
like any small town in downtown Bolinas.
We go driving into the city a lot
to see a show or sell our pot,
but we sure don't like them to
return the visit

in downtown Bolinas. In downtown Bolinas.
In downtown Bolinas. In downtown Bolinas.
Let's keep it between us about downtown Bolinas.
Let's keep it between us about downtown Bolinas.
About downtown Bolinas. About downtown Bolinas.
About downtown Bolinas. About downtown Bolinas.

Everybody's picking on downtown Bolinas.
Everybody's sticking it on downtown Bolinas.
That avant garde artist had it out for downtown Bolinas.
That naughty columnist has it out for downtown Bolinas.
Burnouts sleeping on the streets. Dogs rule the city.
Who'd wanna go there anyway?

To downtown Bolinas. To downtown Bolinas.
To downtown Bolinas. To downtown Bolinas.
Now, don't tell the big-eyed beans from Venus.
Anything about downtown Bolinas,
about downtown Bolinas, about downtown Bolinas,
about downtown Bolinas, about downtown Bolinas.

Let's make this a hit song about downtown Bolinas.
Give it a real commercial sound about downtown Bolinas.
Play it nationwide in all the jukeboxes about downtown Bolinas.
On radio, on TV about downtown Bolinas.
Play this song in New York City travel offices.
Play this song in New Jersey travel offices.
Ohio, Paris, London, Tokyo,
Hong Kong, Sydney, Podunk.

Let the word out about downtown Bolinas.
Let the word out about downtown Bolinas.
But they'll cut off your penis if you tell about Bolinas.
But they'll cut off your penis if you tell about Bolinas.
About downtown Bolinas, about downtown Bolinas,
about downtown Bolinas, about downtown Bolinas.

Tell a friend. And then they'll tell a friend,
and then they'll tell a friend, and then they'll tell a friend,
and then they'll tell a friend, and then they'll tell a friend,
and then they'll tell a friend, and then they'll tell a friend,
and then they'll tell a friend, and then they'll tell a friend,
and then they'll tell a friend, and then they'll tell a friend,
and then they'll tell a friend.

Announcing the formulation
Of the greater downtown Bolinas chamber of commerce
Dedicated to a greater, more prosperous, superior downtown Bolinas.
In the empty lots there’ll be McDonalds
There’ll be a tourist shop where we sell things like
Bumper stickers that say things like
Where the hell is downtown Bolinas
An RV Court – can’t you see it – a Motel Six
Large billboards that go down the highway
Fifty miles in every direction
With messages such as
You are now only 27 miles from downtown Bolinas
The 60s are alive and the 80s are friendly.
Come one, come all. Come to downtown Bolinas
On Highway 1 go north
Till there’s a road with no sign on it
Or if you’re flying in your Learjet…

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