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Alices Toaster

(April 1983)

#949 on list of all songs
links there to early versions & more

#4 on the Rufstuf Moonfood album at

Woke up this morning

Went downstairs, what do I find on the floor? None other than Alice's Toaster! Now I don't want Alice's Toaster anymore!

How the hell did it get here? I thought to myself, walking it out the door,

Gave it to the garbage man, I don't want Alice's Toaster anymore!

Then it was in the trunk of my car, Discovered it there with Lenoa,

She took it to the flea market, I don't want Alice's Toaster anymore!

And it happens like this, oh Lord, every time, I don't like it, 'cause it always burns the toast!

Now why'd she give it to me? Was it for the same reason?

Oh no, I don't want Alice's Toaster anymore!

But the next day, it was in the garage, I found it there, under some boards,

Smashed it to bits, with a ten pound sledge, I don't want Alice's Toaster anymore!

I'm looking out the back door now, I'm looking out at the yard,

There it is, between the pecan trees, Oh I don't want Alice's Toaster anymore!

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